Danny Parkins: MNF Prop Bets
by Danny Parkins
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posted Nov 12 2012 4:05PM
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I fully anticipate tonight’s Monday Night Football game between the Chiefs and Steelers to be a blowout not worth watching much beyond halftime. Knowing that as sports fans we’re all much too sick to ever turn away from our favorite team, I’ve come up with some prop bets that you won’t find on any website or available through any bookie. I’d keep the game entertaining by placing a few friendly wagers on some or all of the following (for entertainment purposes only...naturally):
1. WHO WILL COMMIT THE GAME’S 1ST TURNOVER? MATT CASSEL VS THE FIELD
2. WILL RICKY STANZI TAKE A SNAP IN TONIGHT’S GAME? YES OR NO
3. NUMBER OF TIMES TODD HALEY IS SHOWN ON THE BROADCAST FROM KICKOFF TO FINAL WHISTLE… OVER/UNDER 3.5
4. NUMBER OF PLAYER SCUFFLES OR SHOVING MATCHES THAT TAKE PLACE DURING THE GAME. OVER/UNDER 2.5
5. CHIEFS PLAYER MOST LIKELY TO BE INVOLVED IN THE 1ST SCUFFLE:
a. SHAUN SMITH
b. JAVIER ARENAS
c. JON BALDWIN
d. RYAN LILJA
e. THE FIELD
6. WILL ROMEO CRENNEL SAY SOME VARIATION OF “I DON’T KNOW” OR “I DON’T UNDERSTAND” IN HIS POSTGAME PRESS CONFERENCE? YES OR NO
7. WILL JON GRUDEN ACTUALLY TRY TO MAKE THE ARGUMENT THAT MATT CASSEL IS A GOOD QUARTERBACK? YES OR NO
8. NUMBER OF CATCHES FOR JON BALDWIN IN TONIGHT’S GAME. OVER/UNDER 1.5
9. WILL THEY SHOW ROMEO CRENNEL ON THE SIDELINE WITH THE PLAYCARD TUCKED IN HIS PANTS? YES OR NO
10. NUMBER OF PASSES COMPLETED AGAINST JAVIER ARENAS’ MAN. OVER/UNDER 5.5
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